What does a straight girl wear to a gay bar

In one deliriously unsuccessful night, my gal pal Stevie managed to confirm — in one quick gulp of all the alcohol we had with us — how incompatible she is as a straight companion when gay clubbing. All night long. On Fridays, Saturdays, and pretty much any day of the week. That and Nandos. When I go gay-clubbing, it takes a lot of mental and physical consideration.

Stevie once came out clubbing with me to a unisex gay club, adorned with a giant L on her arm for complicated reasons to do with rehearsals for some wanky play. I love spending time with my female friends: I love drinking with them, dancing with them, being silly with them, and making a fool of myself with them. I never kiss them.

In fact, I can almost guarantee that it will be. I hate cliches especially being called onebut as a gay man it comes naturally to me to be a supportive shoulder read as: I could make a killing from the amount of freelance counselling I give.

A Straight Girls Guide To Going Gay Clubbing Without Being A Dick

I feel most vulnerable when I go gay clubbing, so I love taking Stevie because she is a great friend, and brings out the best in me. Or him? Despite her uselessness, Stevo is totes amaze when it comes to going out with, and she always has a great time. How To.

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